Any funny shenanigans to share?

Any funny facts, stories, riddles, etc.?

Here are a few of mine It is illegal to molest a butterfly

Only 14% of americans say they’ve skinny dipped with the opposite sex.

Every day more money is printed for monopoly than the us treasury.

You can not lick your elbow! At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow

(from my news-leet-er ) Eat that various other newsletters for which I dont know the names of!

Anyway…go ahead…

Answer #1

Roses are red, violets are blue. I was made beautiful, what the hell happened to you?

Answer #2

that reminds me:

roses are red violets are blue herpes is contagious so watch who you screw

thats the birds and the bees that my mom taught me xD

Answer #3


Twinkle Twinkle Little Star And The Alphabet Have The Same Rhythm

and most people sing them just to make sure ;)

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