..... why don't they just give me 1 point instead, and save flirting all those extra Ss around in cyberspace?
I mean, let's be fair: at my age, I've only got a limited time left to read everything that's worth reading, without having to read all these extra Ss as well.
Well, come midnight on the 23rd December, all those energetic little elves jump up, and stir me from my slumbers, with a rousing chorus:
Get up off your butt, you lazy old gent, It's Christmas Eve and time that we went. Tomorrow's too late, To procrastinate, So we gotta make do with the present.
Laziness level: Santa.
Seriously, how do you deliver all those presents with your level of procrastination? xD
OK so maybe it should have been "presents", but I'm sick of all these extra S's.
This explains EVERYTHING. haha.