Where is the freedom of speech?

The “freedom of speech” has been taken off-line for maintenance reason. It has to be reviewed, as it continuously interfered with the functionality of other systems.

Freedom of speech - service will soon be made available again in a new, reviewed and improved version. “Freedom of speech 1984”. Features include:

• Newspeak
• political correctnes guaranteed
• service warns the user and admin about any interference with copyright laws
• web 2.0. compatible
• automatic content sensitive thesaurus function replaces posts made by drunk users with understandable equivalent
• automatic implementation by your matrix-access provider.

The new system is very comfortable. For example ,”Freedom of speech 1984” automatically replaces the completely unintelligible text “For what i have watched on the news and videos somebody got a 25,000 penalty for the Anti-Obama sticker and a boy was suspended in the school for wearing a shirt against Obama.” by “I really do not like Mrs. Obamas new shoes”.

See, the content are automatically adjusted to the users views and opinions.

Cheers the sheep