What's in your Pockets?

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In my pockets are tissues,

so whats in yours?

Answer #1

the little person that lives in my pocket. he looks like a little ghetto smurf...mad cool, I take him out and talk to him when I feel alone, he's usually drinking a 40oz and he never shares...my cat almost ate him once, it was terrible. he got real mad because she broke his cigarette when she swatter him with her paw...

wow, see what happens when you haven't slept for 36 hours and you're manic...

obviously I was kidding...I don't know where I got that from. I guess I just needed to say something since I had no pockets
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Answer #2

A pack of cigarettes, a lighter in one, some bags and a cell phone in the other. That's sad. I hope no one ever asks me that again.
Answer #3

I wish my boxers had pockets lol. if they did id probably have a small donut in it for a 3am snack attack lol.
Answer #4

€2.48, an unopened band-aid, and a picture of Curious George (given to me by one of the boys I care for).
Answer #5

My cell phone,a hundred dollar bill,a dog leash,a lil greenery,a hair band,hmmm...interesting question
Answer #6

MY HEART IS IN MY POCKET!(From left) And MY *** (from right)
Answer #7

well right now I have no pockets so have to say nothing :-(
Answer #8

some money in one and my cell phone in the other :]
Answer #9

my cellphone, chapstick, and my car keys lol
Answer #10

I don't have pockets on these shorts :[
Answer #11

emm my cell phone.dats my heart...lol
Answer #12

I don't have any pockets :{
Answer #13

I don't have pockets.
Answer #14

my cell phone :)
Answer #15

Tissues.
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