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a] Wit
b] Irony
c] Sarcasm
d] All Three in One
Clean, healthy fun, that does not belittle anyone or anything.
God is in the building up business...
Not the tearing down...
that is so prevelant in our world today...
Commedians...
negate everything that pertains to God today...
They are wrong...
and one day...
When God has had enough...
They will be sorry...
God is to be revered...
He is to be respected...
The world today, has lost all respect for the things of God...
or the people of God...
of his holy book...
Everything now is profane...
This ought not be...
The day is fast approaching...
When the elements will melt...
because of his anger...
his wrath is going to fill the earth...
Man will cry for the rocks to fall on him...
Every knee is going to bow...
before the King of King...
and the Lord of Lords...
flesh will not be able to stand...
today, is the day of salvation...
seek him now, while he can be found...
do not neglect such a great salvation...
he is Alpha and Omega...
The Begining and the end...
He is, was, and will be...
The Great I Am...
The Everlasting Father...
The Prince of Peace...
The Rose of Sharon...
god is a very funny god ill give you and example TRUE STORY
We have bin going to this church it was very SMall liek 15 people and they didnt have a church building so my mom was tything or giving them all this money and she started questioning what he was doing with the money because you know pastors usually dont tell you because it goes to the church but he didint have one but any way long story short we went to church that day and the pastor says "I dont know why but I feel I should tell you what im doing with the money I have bin using it for starving kids and to pay for the rent" because HE WAS RENTING THE BIULDING WE WUD GO TO
omg it was so funny when we got home my mom was like "well god shut me up" lmao
I believe he has "all of the above" I always thought God always enjoys a good Bar B Que. Meaning he like the smell of meat cooking. The burnt offerings.
The argument with Moses. The burnt bush. I bet he scared the bejesus out of Moses. God had to laugh at that. I mean come on a bush talking. I would be running, if one of my bushes started talking to me.
I think God laughs at us a lot . Watching some of the things we do. I think he cries a lot looking at some of the things we do.
Yes I think God is full of emotion. He has a big heart when we pray. He cares about everthing. But I think there are times he knows when to let go and let us come unto his kingdom.
I am sure, God isn't just some powerful being with a lightning bolt ready to strike, I believe he does laugh and enjoy humor. I believe he has a good sense of humor, not including evil things, that some people find amusing. For instance, I seen a pitcure on yahoo.com of a crowd laughing at a dead body.Now that's something that would probally deeply disturb God. But I think God is funny. he has all emotions. he even gets angry when we do wrong. But the strongest emotion he has is love. He is not some scary being, you don't have to fear him, he is your friend
Honest humor, as long as it doesn't involve occasions of sin.
Anyone who doesn't think that God has a sense of humor should visit a nudist colony (unless it's an occasion of sin).
amblessed, I'm not sure Sue follows our faith. . . . Besides wouldn't that be Goddess? or is it all part of the big joke from God. . .
Hey he made rnealw didn't he?...looks like humor to me.
Dont pick on my mate the Platypus.
Dear mcmaddy, Since God is female I'm sure she enjoys "wit". Sue...good luck
If god(S) knows everthing, then nothing would be funny to him/her/it/them.
Hey he made the Platypus didn't he. . . . . . looks like humor to me. . .
I'm sure all good-hearted / well-intended humor pleases Him !
sue90, please give us the verse the says God is a 'she'.
He made Laughter. . . . Do you think He likes Humor. . .
friendly jokes is what I'd say he likes.
yes. Friendly and sarcasm jokes
Me too!