If there is no god then who pushes up the next tissue in the kleene

If there wasent a god than we would have to reach into the box ourselves. Im mean satan wouldent push it up for us he’d probably try to keep it in there.

Answer #1

troll

Answer #2

“Though I can see that it is a joke I really wish you would.” Why? No wait… what for?

Answer #3

Thats what im gettin at thank u.

Answer #4

their is a god…

Answer #5

your very welcome!

Answer #6

Kleenex fairies push the next tissue up.

Answer #7

lol

Answer #8

Thanks for wasting webspace…

Answer #9

oh… jesus banter

Answer #10

LMAO

Answer #11

Haleluya. I’m converting.

Answer #12

Haleluya. I’m converting.

Though I can see that it is a joke I really wish you would.

Answer #13

…actually… its just friction… thank God for friction…

The GOOD kind of friction… not the bad kind that causes chafing… THAT is the work of the devil.

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