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If you could be God for a day, what would be 5 things you would do or change?
Demand that everyone worship me, because I am completely self sufficient and without needs.
I would make all kinds of unreasonable rules, and create some kind of infinite punishment. All violations of my will would be subject to infinite punishment, because I'm all loving.
I would make my demands known only through select individuals far in the past during periods of rampant superstition and absurd beliefs, because I want people to have free will to choose me so I don't want to make it clear that I exist. But anyone who doesn't believe has only themselves to blame, because the very existence of the universe makes it obvious that I exist.
I would forgive anyone who violates my will, even Hitleresque types, as long as they believe they guy I talked to in action number 3. It sure does suck to be born somewhere where people have never even heard of me. It's their fault for not choosing better parents.
Fire the previous office holder. He was kind of a jerk.
If I could be God for a day I wold change,,, nothing,. I would give man total freedom. I would let them do whatever they want. This way I would and they would know for sure if they are meant to be in my kingdom. I would also give them the right to be msunderstandin and blame me for the wrong of man. So that I may forgive them, show them the truth, and then they would see why. But if I was God for a day it would be god, not God, and yes my lower case I is intentional. Remebering I could never do this, from what man forgets I surely would not have the devine patience and greatness to let the way we treat eachother continue. But again, God is great I am not. :)
1) Remove diseases and cancers so no-one in the world will suffer from it
2) Plant and grow a money tree that never runs out when my role as God for a day ceases.
3) Have a cellar or massive fridge that constantly tops up all my alcoholic drinks when the stock is low.
4) Give myself a 6 figure pay check :) hehe, you can call me 'fat cat'.
5) Instant large boobs, (sadly lacking in that department) and the requested breasts sizes stays forever.
PS: The last 4 changes are purely selfish 'needs' for yours truly ;)
If I were God for a day, as captain said, I'ld just start over -If I wanted people to worship me I'ld make myself known instead of witting a fricken book in which people could easily slur my words, if I didn't I wouldn't punish plp for not knowing me. Only the truly righteous people could go to heaven, not the self absorbed close minded hypocritical bigots And I'ld make it a sin to put words in my mouth(with the exception of when people are just fooling around)
If I were the devil for a day I'ld write the bible
Come down and say "Hey, this is how it was, this is how it is. Everyone listen, I am right here. I will do whatever to prove to you I am who I say I am. There is only one religion and it is Zoeism. You can either believe in me, or not. I will protect you if you want it, and I will listen to you. If you don't want my help, then I won't give it to you. But now you know that I exist, I am the only one FYI. So now, everyone speaks the same language and there is only 1 religion with 2 options: follow, or not follow"
No animal abuse,testing or killing exept on self defence or of that hunting for population control. And world hungry will be destroied as well as child labour.
