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I don't know if this is true but this dude at school was talking about how he heard this story about this dude and his girlfriend. The thing with his girlfriend is she gets turned on and actually comes in her pants when her phone is on vibrate and is in her pocket. So the boyfriend puts her phone on vibrate secretly and someone calls. She has an org@sm and I guess somehow pushes the guy down the stairs and he dies. According to the dude who was telling the story he thought that would be the greatest way to die by giving your girlfriend an org@sm lol.
a bloke died having sex with a tractor..
it always made me think cus a tractor exhaust sticks up and isnt horizontal.
the news didnt say how he died but i think he lubed the exhaust too much and slid too far down it.
this is true by the way, i herd it on the 3 o clock news while driving down to london, got there at around 10 to 4 and decided to listen to teh 4 o clock news incase i misherd, and i didnt, once again a bloke has died having sex with a tractor.
And a deep sea super model was decompressing in her submarine, but someone didnt know she was there and opened the door, and she exploded.
Two guys snorted fire ants and the ants destroyed their lungs.
Two headbangers were rocking out and one fell out the window so the other jumped out after him.
A guys took too many viagras by accident and had a heartattack.
These are all true, and they are off of 1000 ways to die
And a deep sea super model was decompressing in her submarine, but someone didnt know she was there and opened the door, and she exploded.
Two guys snorted fire ants and the ants destroyed their lungs.
Two headbangers were rocking out and one fell out the window so the other jumped out after him.
A guys took too many viagras by accident and had a heartattack.
These are all true, and they are off of 1000 ways to die
i saw a show on that guy getting picked up by the water plane..another was a guy jumped off a really tall building and a few floors down another guy went to shoot someone but it missed and the bullet went thru the window and killed the guy who jumped as he passed that floor on the way to the ground..the shooter apparently was charged with man slaughter.
i was watching this episode and it was talking about 1000 ways to die and the number one rating was the one where a husband and wife had been holding of sex because they got scared/overexcited everytime. So one day they did but they both got heart attack and died :(
There was once a man that, as he told his wife, "sensed his dead approaching," so he decided to start digging his own grave, to save his sons the trouble. There was a storm, it was too deep for him to get out, and he drowned in it.
This is a fake death btw- a guy was scuba diving, and a plane that picked up water to put out big fires, picked him up and dropped him on the fire with a bunch of water, later ppl found him in a tree.. Did that make sence? Haha
There was a 'Bones' episode where a girl drowned in chocolate and was frozen inside the world's biggest chocolate bar. Obviously that wasn't real but it was pretty cool haha
Getting dressed, because the head hole was to small so I guess they could not breath or something? Someone told it to me, I don't think it's true lol.
the weirdest i heard was 2 guys smoking weed and they licked the butt of a dart frog...its like smoothing a cobra...u know what followed next....lol
well the guy was helping out because he worked at the zoo then the elepant sat on his head and he died for sufication
a giant venus flytrap ate my brother spit him back out then ate him again!!!! (this was a dream) lol :D
watch the movie FINAL DESTINATION.... u will get to know how weird some ways of death are...!
A guy being so constipated that he had a heart attack trying to squeeze his load out...haha
dying of a broken heart.. as if it would ever happen, there is always a real cause
i just watched that episode and then the chocolate head chef killed her
Thr was a guy who peed on an electric fence and electicuted himself
i guy having his head accidently pushed up an eleaphants backside
the deaths from BONES and AND THEN THERE WERE NONE creepy....
Haha @ stephee I've seen that episode!! It was funny xD
sensed his death approaching* Dammit.
Oh haha wow that would suck
1000 ways to die? :)
Oo what?
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