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ok so I have this friend who is crazy about vampires. she has vever read twilight btw. she goes on and on about how she wants to meet a real vamipre, and she wants to become one. I think she is ki nda crazy...lol. anyway, so where would you find them, how do you turn into one? how do you convice one to turn you into one? she needs real answers...I told her they did not exist buty she will not believe me. I think I know what most peopkle will say...lol.
Haha! Finally a question I can answer with absolute intellegence! And yes everything I say here IS correct and IS true because I studied this for about three years just to do ONE report. (I got an A+, just saying). Okay, the ORIGANAL (not saying there weren't stories like this before, because there wree) story of Dracula was about a prince from Transylvania. He was a very cruel man, and he loved to see death and, for the most part steal life and empower it into him (krazi huh?). In his castel he had a special place were there was no floor between two stories. It like a big dark cellar, except near the bottom, there were long stakes made of steal, pointing up. He would have a servent oil the stake and bring the next victim in. Then they placed him on a beam above the stake, then pulled a leaver, and he would fall (kind of like being hung) execpt he would fall on the stake. The oil was put in place to make sure they wouldn't be able to pull themselves up. Below that stake there was a sloped decline of floor so when the blood would drip it would stream down into a large bowl waiting at the bottom. When the human was drained, he would pour the blood into a goblet and drink. Oh and to that BI*CH capitnassasin, those 'posers' and 'fakes' as you call them are usually mentally impared or have some kind of psychotic desise, that they can't help and it is really fukkin daring of you to say that about someone how CAN'T HELP THEMSELVES. That is about the most heartless thing I have ever heard, even if you didn't know because you should really get to KNOW about the disorder before slamming it. That really pisses me off and if you have a problem with them you can talk to me personaly. If you are educated, advise, if you are an IDIOT SHUT THE H3LL UP!
Its not sad nor is it pretend.
Yes it is, and yes it is...
Just because vampires in stories and the like are undead beings with strange powers does not mean that in the real world people that fallow a life style of a vampire are not vampires.
Yes, it does...
And yes it is close mindedness...or ignorance.
No, it isn't... you should learn more about human anatomy and the processes of the human digestive system before spouting such nonsense. A person with a blood-fetish is NOT a vampire.
leeches are vampiric fleas are vampiric ticks are vampiric mosquitos are vampiric A pastey human with a blood-fetish is NOT vampiric. They're just doing it for kicks, not because they NEED IT TO SURVIVE.
Stories exaggerate vampires into being more then they are.
The fictional vampires were around LONG before those fetish-posers started playing dress-up...
That does not make them fake.
Yes, it does.
And it is foolish to think it does.
A group of nerds were successful in making the ''Jedi Order'' a government-recognized religion; so I guess that means you think its foolish to not believe in Jedi, either... seriously, grow up.
I am not saying there are not pretenders out there ether, but there are people that do drink blood, do believe it empowers them in some way.
Yes, and they can believe what they want, they still AREN'T vampires.
And its there right to think that if they want to.
Yeah, and I can point out that they're FAKE, too...
Well... some people think they are real, like your friend, but they are not. to become a vampire one has to bite u(most likely in the neck but it doesn't make a difference were. where would you find one? UMmm... NOWHERE!!! they are freaking made up!!! but if they were real it is hard to find one, they would halve to find you to start because they is so hard to find. How to make one turn you into one? Well its like making someone eat a cake, piece of cake unless they are full but they usually not. By the way if they suck out all your blood, you will die and not turn into a vampire. So that will be hard. For advice. don't cary anything hostile like a cross, garlic, a wooden stake, or gun. some advice for your crazy friend is to not call her crazy so much and play along, and if you find someone who says they are a vamp don't let him/her bite you/friend why the F _ C K would you let him/her bite you vamp or not! if you want you cn say I am a vampire, I know lots of facts so I can pretend like I am one if you want, plus heres a cool web site, "www.Immortalnight.com" its vamp vs. werewolfs. lol good luck.
she goes on and on about how she wants to meet a real vamipre
She can't... they don't exist...
and she wants to become one.
She can't... they don't exist...
I think she is ki nda crazy...lol.
I think she's an idiot...
so where would you find them
Nowhere... THEY... DON'T... EXIST...
how do you turn into one?
You can't... THEY... DON'T... EXIST...
how do you convice one to turn you into one?
You can't... THEY... DON'T... EXIST...
she needs real answers...
I've GIVEN you the real answer... VAMPIRES... DON'T... EXIST...
It doesn't matter how stupid your friend is, it doesn't matter how much she WANTS them to exist, THEY DON'T. Losing yourself in a delusion surrounding fictional (fictional means FAKE) characters, will not make your life any better. She's just going thru a phase of childish obsession. It'll pass when she grows up, and her brain's rationale center fully develops (that happens in her early 20s).
so much close mindedness...
Vampires in this world are people, PEOPLE, that do drink blood. They think they are vampires. I have meet many people that fallow that kind of life. They do not turn people into vampires because they cant. Its a life stile you have to pick to use that life style. It does not come with any magic powers, tho they do think drinking of blood does prolong there life and such. Further more there is a decease that leads to sensitivity to sun light, that is not albino. So some of these people even have that.
I am sorry I can not tell you or your friend how to or were to find people like this. You can do some online and local research to find them if you really want to. How ever I do not think you or your friend should, these people love there privacy. They do not like people trying to force them self into there life for any reason. Very few of them go out into public in less they have to. It is hard to "get into" a group of them.
personally I know how everyone is telling you that vampires don't exist, and the fictional type, well I agree with them about that, but I do believe in it to a point. I mean seriously, people say the lochness monster doesn't exist, but they can't prove that it doesn't. but there is a guy I've talked to that I can give you the email address for. anyway, this guy is a vampire historian, so he's studied all the different things that people believe about vampires, and all of the different theories of them. As well as that however, he believes he is a vampire. not the type that 'needs' to drink blood, desires yes, but doesn't need, and he helped me out a lot when I was doing research to write a book. so if you would like his email address to contact him just drop me a message.
Vampires dont exsist. The story of dracula was actually based on a man named Dracula who lived in Transylvania. He had a disease that made him very pale and he couldnt stand the light. He just had pointy teeth and lived in the castle. He was very mean, he would warn enemies and if they wouldnt listen he would chop there heads of and impale them.
Actually I dont think its weird believing in stuff like that. This is because in Transylvania. Romania. The people in some of those villages are actually still serious about vampires and actually go around graves stabbing the dead body into the heart with a pointy stick.
Dpnt worry your friend will get over the whole vamp thing :)
Hope I helped RedSummer xxx
Yeah... which means vampires STILL don't exist... there are just people who like to PRETEND... which is pretty sad.
Its not sad nor is it pretend. Just because vampires in stories and the like are undead beings with strange powers does not mean that in the real world people that fallow a life style of a vampire are not vampires. And yes it is close mindedness...or ignorance. Stories exaggerate vampires into being more then they are. That does not make them fake. And it is foolish to think it does. I am not saying there are not pretenders out there ether, but there are people that do drink blood, do believe it empowers them in some way. And its there right to think that if they want to.
Um as a vampire I can tell you its impossible to "become" a vampire you are born as one and most certainly noone that is a vampire would be stupid enough to change a twlight freak into a vampire if there was a way. Look up sang vamps and psy vamps. You will see that its not all its cracked up to be. Personally I think the name "vampire" is misleading but thats just me. Good luck and tell your friend to grow uo and get her head outa fantasy, its nothing like the hollywood makes it out to be and she will never get to marry edward cullen so just give up. Much love.
Whahahahaha! letters to Santa?!? , ... Oops um I already left some advice but it is as funny as H _ L L that just some talk of vampires gets people fired up and, Dracula was based on a guy called Vlad the impaler not Dracula but the rest is true. Your friend is funny. Oh and um, does you friend also believe in gorgons and Santa and Lycopancy (werewolves) and the Devil? lol
The chance of you (or your friend) becoming a vampire is the same chance that I'll turn into a fairy princess. 0. Vampires don't exist. Please get that through your friends head. And even if someone claims to be a vampire. Don't let them bite you or whatever. -__- Gah, people these days... Our society has absolutely lost it!!
I'm not going to say they don't exsist because, well, anything is possible. But I do think she is taking this way overboard. She'll grown out of it. Haha, let get into werewolves or something else becausesome people may have issues and she may try to act like one (aka DRINK YOUR BLOOD) even though she knows they are not real.
Vampires in this world are people, PEOPLE, that do drink blood.
Yeah... which means vampires STILL don't exist... there are just people who like to PRETEND... which is pretty sad.
so much close mindedness...
It isn't close-minded, its the TRUTH, and you further established that.
they are not real honey take your friend to a psychiatrist lol!!! jk jk!! but seriously show her this question and all these answers tell (lets just call her jane) jane that vampires are not real and if you dont believe me come look at this! so then yeah she'll understand! (hopefully)
wow I think a few people where rude. just because someone believes in vampires does not mean they are mentally crazy hahaha maybe they are too young to understand. just tell your friend to google do vampires really exist and she will get her answer.
Like these people said, vampires don't exist. I wish they did though then I'd want to be bitten by a hot vampire lol. Just keep telling your friend straight out they don't exist and if she doesn't listen then oh well.
look up the origin of where vampire stories came from. if they were just made up, you will find out. most likely it was made up A LONG time ago.
ask her if she wants to be Dracula?
agreed with animus though how funny it is they think drinking blood will prolong life, supposedly it helps speed up the aging process
That definitly just made me smile. I dont know many ppl that know the truth behind Dracula. Awesome, and very well worded. ^^
I heard that some were to, but could not remember if it was fact or not so did not say it xD
They don't exist, and if she thinks she does than I think she's crazy. She may need help.
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