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My favorite one is:
“Yo momma is so poor that when you go to her house you open the front door and your in the backyard”
is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me
I like the one thar goes,
“ How do you get an Elephant into safe way?”
“ I don’t know”
“You take the ‘s’ out of safe and the ‘f’ out of way”
“ There’s no ‘f’ in way”
get it, There’s no f in way
Also
“knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Interupting cow”
“Interupting cowww-“
“MOO!!!”
Messages for the unstable:
“Hello and welcom to the mental health hotline;
- if you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly
-if you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
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if you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5 and 6
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if you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call
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if you are delusional, press 7 and you call will be transferred to the mothership
-if you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press
- if you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press - no-one will answer
-If you are dyslexic, press 69696969
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if you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key untill a representative comes on the line
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if you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and you’re mother’s maiden name
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if you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000
-if you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep.Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep
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if you have shot-term memory loss press 9
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if you have shot-term memory loss press 9
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if you have shot-term memory loss press 9
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if you have shot-term memory loss press 9
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If you have low self-esteem, please hang up, all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
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