Funny jokes,quotations,motto etc about engineering

Can someone give me funny things about engineering? It can be anything. Thank you! Have a nice day!

Answer #1

two engineering students were biking across a university campus,when one said,where did you get such a great bike?the secound engineer replied,well I was walking along,when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike,thew it on the ground,took off her clothes,and said take what you want,the second engineer nodded and said good choice,the clothes wouldn’t have fitted you anyways!

Q how many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A seven one to install and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,0000 years

best I can come up with! lol?

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