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What's your FAVORITE "How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart" idea?

The ones that’ve made me laugh are: 16.Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, “COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!”, 42.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 45. Beg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he says when customers walk in. 48. If you’re female: Take some men’s clothes to the mens fitting room and ask to try them on. Act shocked and insist “But I AM a man” if the attendant says anything. If you’re a man, vice versa. 51. Take a chair to Electronics, tune in all the TV’s to Young & the Restless, and watch while sobbing loudly. 84.Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you’re doing, just say “I changed my mind.” 88.Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say… sir or madam… don’t think that.

89.Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, “Shut up in there.” 98.Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people. OMG there’s too many!!! Hope I’ve made you laugh though XD

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Answer #1

Once my TINY friend and I zipped her into a suitcase and set her in the middle of a main isle and had she scream untill someone let her out then she got up and simply walked away like nothing happened. Totally one of those memories i’ll never forget haha.

Answer #2

haha some people at my skewl did this go and get some walmart kinda clothes than if some1 asks you where something is totallt point them in the wrong direction and pis them off! i heard pising off old people is fun! x

Answer #3

why would you want to get kicked out of walmart?

Answer #4

that sounds awesome

Answer #5

one night my friends i went to wal mart at 1 in the morning and pushed each other in the buggys and he acted as if he was driving making all the sound effects and all.. so fun to do…make sure you run into things just not as hard to mess walls up and things like that

Answer #6

a few weeks ago i went to a Wal Mart with a group of friends and one of us went into the dresing room, then started hollering and asking where to toilet paper is…we got kicked out for that…hahaha…it was funny though

Answer #7

Buy a pregnancy test and a coat hanger at the same time.

Answer #8

well Ik how to get fired from walmart lol…

Answer #9

my favorite is hiding in the clothing rack saying pick me pick me XD

Answer #10

LMFAO I’d Love To See That [: x

Answer #11

Well you don’t, but it’s just for laughs :)) I take it you’ve never read one of these things?

Answer #12

Go on the intercom and say “We’re out of baby carrots” And start crying and stuff. Its hilarious. hahah.

Answer #13

walmart is open 24 hours and always has the camping stuff set up so me and some friends and my cousin camped out in walmart and bought a lot of poptarts and we just chilled in the tent and ate poptarts…the employees didnt care…they thought it was funny

Answer #14

Omfg mackenzie thats awesome! I love little peeeeeeople

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