Today I was at my neighbors house. My five year old girl told him that her mom is lazy because she doesn't have a job.
Once a little girl who was 10(I was 15) told me "You're hot." "Um..." "I wanna f*** you." "What?" this girl was nuts. I had the same situation with my 9 year old cousin(I was 12) who laid on my chest while watching TV and told me she "wanted" me.
With males, I once had this kid come up to me and he said to me "You're a fag." "Who are you?" "-Kick in the balls- FAG!" "Mother f****r!"
What is wrong with little kids around me?! The girls say nasty things, and the guys call me names, what has this world come to? D;
i took my oldest god daughter islay(4) for a walk and she was patting a dog and was like this dog is like buddy(my cousins dog) but only this one doesnt have a pen!s...i just stood there and was like ummmmmm ok then
another time i took islay to the zoo and she saw the stingrays and really liked them and when i was tucking her in for bed she asked me how much i love her and i said more than anything and then she asked me how much i love stingrays and i was just like ummm...not as much
My cousin to my 4yr old niece. "So mommy since I have no school anymore, I can go in the slip and slide now, right??" She laughed and forgot to answer her question. lol. And my 9-yr-old niece is always telling me to save my clothes or she tries to convince me that they already fit her. lol
My neighbor's two year old has said, "Fck you, mom! Walk away!", "I'm going to beat your ass!", "Pig fcker!", "Me no love you anymore!", "Me not taking a tubby! Nevr, never!", "Shut up, mouth!", and a lot more that I just can't think of at the moment. Ha, got to love kids. XD
well the little kids a my old school were sooo very random.... so one day a little boy came up to me and my friends and he was acting all cool and he asks "ok, which one of you lovely ladies wants to marry me?" and he had a cinderella braclet..... it was sooo cute :)
this one time my mom was talking to my cousin, he was 6 at the time. he was just staring at her and all of a sudden he interrupts her and says "if you were to shave your head... you'd look like a chinese man" hahahaha
When i saw my dads friends son for the first time after like 5 months and he looks at me and says "Holy crap you got boobs!" in front of like 5 people and then he kept asking about "them"
just say puss and blood and skin
that will get her to stop asking trust me
and its true
once i said to my grandmother "grama suzie can i have a sucker " she said she dident have any and i said " give me a sucker or i will kick your ass lolzz
once i said to my grandmother "grama suzie can i have a sucker " she said she dident have any and i said " give me a sucker or i will kick your ass lolzz
once my lil sis asked me wat a period was...i was like ummm..........______________________... :) and ii have no clue wat they are made out of
at a daycare these kids were playing in the kitchen and i heard a girl say to the other kids im going to spank your ass that was so funny
Oh man, my oldest son is like that. He will say stuff like that and think its funny!! I'm just so embarrassed and don't know what to say!
My daughter told Santa Clause his breath smelled ..lol..yeah needless to say i was sooooo embrassed ..hehe
lol, my daughter just asked what are moles made out of? Anyone have any idea what to tell her???
a 3 year old told my 3 year old bro to stick his d!ck up her then puled down her pants
lol, I told her that and she laughed at me and said, oh mommy you are just joking!
Sorry its suppose to be My 4yr old niece to her mom lol
Does she mean like a mole on your skin or the animal?
Oh tell her what they are made of then haha
She doesnt want her daughter terrified! D:
lol how old is he?
hahahahaha omgggg
on your skin
like 7 lol