My first reactions to this question would be "when Hell freezes over" but I've been wrong before. When I landed in Texas I thought the fundamentalist Christians would never let there be a Texas state lottery but a decade later we had a lottery. While Texas is certainly conservative and part of the Bible belt it more affluent, diverse and cosmopolitan than Arkansas, Georgia, Mississippi, or Kentucky.
Considering they gun down people if you don't bless them if they sneeze, I sincerely doubt they will take kindness towards breathing in mother nature most sensitive parts.
But hey, one can have a hazed dream, right? :)