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Anyone got any really good yo momma jokes?... X
Yo mama's so fat that she went out in a yellow dress and people yelled "Taxi!"
Yo mama's so ugly, she made an onion cry
Yo mama's so fat, when she's laying on the beach people yell "Free Willy!!"
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "one at a time please"
Yo mama's so stupid, that she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so stupid, that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama's so stupid, that she went up to someone and asked them what the number for 911 was.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama's so ugly, people dress up as her for Halloween.
Alright, I'll stop now lol If you want any others though, let me know.
Yo Momma"s so ugly she's gotta sneak up on sleep!
Yo Momma"s so ugly she"s got to be fed with a Slingshot !
Yo Mamma"s so heavy she"s gotta look up to see the bottom!
yo mama's so fat, when she gets hit by a bus she says "HEY!!! who threw that brick?"
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yo mama's house is so greasy, the cocaroaches are doing a moon walk...
yo momma so fat when she orders mcdonalds she sings double double this this double double that that double this double that double double this that
hehe
yo mama's so stupid she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate
Yo Momma sooo fat, when she step on the scale it says "to be continued"
sorry if I offend people.
Yo momma so fat she see's the bus go by an runs after it sayin "wait thats my twinky!!"
yo momma so fat,she sat on one skittle and made a rainbow.
yo mama on a sea food diet... she sees it she eats it...
