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haha whats your favortie yo mama joke?
mine is: yo mama so ugly, that even Ripleys doesnt believe it. :D
yo mama so thin,she wipes her a** w/ dental floss. yo mama so stupid,she sat on th tv and watched th couch. yo mama so stupid,she thought taco bell was a phone company
I don't know,I had anotha 1,but I forgot.
yo momma's so poor that she has to stay pregnant to keep milk on your cereal! hahaha evil, I know. also, your momma's so fat that when she goes to movies, she sits next to everyone.
yo momma teeth so yellow when she closes her mouth her tummy glows.
yo momma like a broke asz piratee; she got no booty and she loking for her exx.
yo mama is so fat that she fell off of both sides of the bed. yo mama jokes are kinda mean, actually... -___-
yo mama so fat that when she sat on tha rainbow skittles popped out. lol idkk it's kinda' old I know.
Yo momma so ulgy... that when she tried to enter a ugly contest they said "sorry no professionals"
Yo mama so fat,that she has to drive a spandex car to work.