Would you rather?

find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex?

be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions?

have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls?

call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.?

marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person?

experience life like a video game or a movie?

swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood?

kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ?

be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes?

p*ss a marble or poop a bowling ball?

pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents?

be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents & live in an orphanage?

have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool?

be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years?

*This question was asked 3 months ago by 'gennaglessnerr', reposting it because it looks fun. :)*

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ANSWER #1 of 20

find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? Have my parents find me oh wait they have:(
be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions? lions
have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls? same sex im bi so idc
call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.? call my mom thats easyer
marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person? hot poor person im not a golddiger and I dont care that much about looks
experience life like a video game or a movie? movie rommantic commedy
swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood? cum
kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ? man
be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes? hobo
p*ss a marble or poop a bowling ball? piss a marble
pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents? around a lampost
be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents & live in an orphanage? no parents its easy I am an orphan
have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool? constant drool
be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years? die 5 years


ANSWER #2 of 20

find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex?
wow, um, find my parents. ewww.

be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions? lions, quicker death

have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls?
same sex, again, wow

call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.?
prostitute thing

marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person?
ehhh...hot poor person

experience life like a video game or a movie?
movie

swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood?
I'd barf in either, um male stuff.

kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ?
kill myself

be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes?
hobo!

p*ss a marble or poop a bowling ball?
marble

pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents?
lampost in public!!

be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents & live in an orphanage?
ORPHANAGE, rather not be molested

have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool?
eyeball thing

be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years?
die in 5 years


ANSWER #3 of 20

okay, first of all, these responses are REALLY funny, HAHAHAHAHAHA, ha... okay:

find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? find me, that would suck.

be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions? nooo,...ants.

have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls? same sex,

call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.? sites.

marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person? hot poor person.

experience life like a video game or a movie? movie

swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood? eeewww...

kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ? neither

be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes? hobo

p*ss a marble or poop a bowling ball? both were hurt sooo bad, marble.

pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents? lamp post. my grandparents dont need to see that

be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents live in an orphanage? michael jackson, he didnt do anything to his kids.

have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool? drool

be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years? no

*This question was asked 3 months ago by 'gennaglessnerr', reposting it because it looks fun. *


ANSWER #4 of 20

find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? find me having sex, has been sooo close before lol
be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions? lions, would be over quicker
have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls? someone of the same sex
call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.? call my mum, I would just say it was a misunderstanding from a party
marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person? would depend on personality
experience life like a video game or a movie? movie
swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood? ejaculate anyday lol
kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ?
be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes? rich asss
p*ss a marble or poop a bowling ball? piss marble
pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents? lampost
be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents & live in an orphanage?orphanage
have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool? eye
be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years?depends who I would have to kill


ANSWER #5 of 20

find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? find my parents

be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions? lions

have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls? same sex of course

call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.? call tech

marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person? depends who had best personality

experience life like a video game or a movie? moviee

swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood? ejaculation even tho EWWW

kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ? man

be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes? hobo

p*ss a marble or poop a bowling ball? piss

pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents? public

be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents & live in an orphanage?MJ

have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool? eye

be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years? kill someone once a week

*This question was asked 3 months ago by 'gennaglessnerr', reposting it because it looks fun. *


ANSWER #6 of 20

ind you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? find them

be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions? lions

have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls?same sex

call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.?call tech

marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person? hot poor person

experience life like a video game or a movie? movie

swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood?menstrual blood

kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ? middle aged fat man

be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes?hobo

p*ss a marble or poop a bowling ball? mable

pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents? public

be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents & live in an orphanage? no parents

have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool? eyes fall out

be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years? live forever


ANSWER #7 of 20

Parents having me sex - I'm still mentally scarred from walking in on them when they were foreplaying at 13 years of age. Blegh. Lol.

Lions. I heart them.

have sex with a person of the same sex of course lol. I don't wanna get dirty with a pigeon...
call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them hehe would be so funny.

marry a hot poor person although if the ugly billionaire had a better personality I could be persuaded to switch.

experience life like a movie

swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate. That would be a mega Youtube hit pmsl.

kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man? NONE :'(

be a hobo that everyone loves

p*ss a marble

pole dance naked around a lampost in public

have no parents & live in an orphanage?

have your eye fall out at random times

Die in five years although I'm scared of death.


ANSWER #8 of 20

find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex?
Hm Parents, then they suck up to you, haha.

be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions?
Nither xD

have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls?
lmaooo,
ew, same sex aha,

call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or...
call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.?
aha, the second one.

marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person?
mm personality matters.

experience life like a video game or a movie?
Moviie!
happy endings (Y)

swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood?
lmao first one.

kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ?
middle aged fat man.

be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes?
hobo

p*ss a marble or poop a bowling ball?
huh?

pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents?
second one xD

be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents & live in an orphanage?
second one.

have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool?
BOTH, nah first one.

be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years?
uh hm, maybbbe first one?
dunno.


ANSWER #9 of 20

find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? Since I'm married...have my parents find me having sex

be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions? Lions, much faster

have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls? person of the same sex

call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.? Call tech support

marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person? Depends on which one treats me better

experience life like a video game or a movie? movie

swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood? semen

kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ? puppy

be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes? hobo

p*ss a marble or poop a bowling ball? piss a marble (which would be nothing compared to the size of the 3 heads that I pushed out of me)

pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents? in public

be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents & live in an orphanage? no parents

have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool? constant drool

be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years? die in 5 years


ANSWER #10 of 20

find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex?
Parents find me

be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions?
Lions. Quicker death

have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls?
Gay sex

call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.?
Porn

marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person?
Hot poor person. Im kindof rich so we would be ok

experience life like a video game or a movie?
Video game.

swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood?
Olympic sized pool because im not gay. Even though I would probably kill myself after doing it

kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ?
Shoot the fat man with an AK-47. He would take up less space in the ground

be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes?
Hobo.

p*ss a marble or poop a bowling ball?
Crap a bowling ball. I dont want stuff going through my pee-hole.
pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents?
Public.

be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents live in an orphanage?
Michael Jackson's kid. RIP MJ.

have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool?
My eye fall out. I wouldnt pick it up, just wear an eyepatch.
be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years?
Kill a person a week to live forever


ANSWER #11 of 20

well, lets see, already seen my parents having sex, which was very wrong, so I'll stick with parents having sex

I've been bitten a lot by fire ants, so I'll stay with that one since I have a better pain tolerence for those.

Ten animals

call tech support

hot poor guy
a movie

swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate

kill a puppy

rich asss that no one likes?

poop a bowling ball?

pole dance naked around a lampost in public

be the son/daughter of michael jackson

have uncontrolable constant drool?
die in 5 years?


ANSWER #12 of 20

have your parents find you having sex

eaten by lions?

have sex with a person of the same sex

call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.?

marry a hot poor person?

experience life like a video game

swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate

kill a middle-aged fat man

be a hobo that everyone loves

p*ss a marble

pole dance naked around a lampost in public

have no parents live in an orphanage

uncontrolable constant drool

be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week


ANSWER #13 of 20

out of all these things?
id have sex with a person of the same sex.


ANSWER #14 of 20

find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? Find parents having sex

be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions? Ants

have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls? 10 animals

call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.? Call tech support

marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person? Depends

experience life like a video game or a movie? Video Game! MARIO PARTY!!!

swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood? Olympic Size pool

kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ? Middle aged man! I cant WAIT to kill Miley Cyrus!!!

be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes? Hobo that everyone loves

p*ss a marble or poop a bowling ball? marble

pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents? grandparents

be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents & live in an orphanage? Micheal Jackson

have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool? Constant drool

be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years?
Live forever. in PRISON!


ANSWER #15 of 20

X parents find me having sex

X be eaten by lions

X have sex with a person of the same sex

X call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them

X a hot poor person

X a movie

X swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate

X kill a middle-aged fat man

X be a hobo that everyone loves

X p*ss a marble

X pole dance naked around a lampost in public

X have no parents & live in an orphanage

X have your eye fall out at random times

X die in 5 years

Very Random But Sure...


ANSWER #16 of 20

parents having sex

lions because theyre cuter

have sex with someone the same sex

call tech. because mum will kill me if porn sites keep on poppin up :)

poor hot person because the poor hot person can always get richer

menustral blood because atleast its blood and not ejaculate eww

kill a middle aged fast man

rich man every hates

bowling ball

pole dance naked in front of gran because she has alheimers so she'll forget I eveen did it lol

daughter of michale jackson

uncontroble constand drool

yes!


ANSWER #17 of 20

find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex?
find my parents having sex.

be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions?
eaten by lions. lions are the best. haha

have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls?
have sex with a person of the same sex.

call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.?
Hahahah I would actually LOVE calling tech support for that problem! haha that'd be hilarious.

marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person?
Looks don't matter. But money does. Hahahaha. the billionaire fo sho.

experience life like a video game or a movie?
movie. movie's rock.

swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood?
male ejaculate.

kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA probably kill a puppy. I never liked dogs.

be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes?
rich asss.

p*ss a marble or poop a bowling ball?
p*ss a marble.

pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents?
pole dance naked around a lampost in public. LIKE I'VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE! haha.

be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents live in an orphanage?
awww I would love to be michael jackson's kid. Did you watch that video of his daughter telling the world how good of a father he was? that totally tore at my heartstrings.

have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool?
have my eye fall out at random times. it would be like a party trick. haha

be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years?
well, actually for this one it depends. if I was able to stay the same age for the rest of my life so I always look young, I would totally kill someone once a week. but if I had to live as an old person then no way. I would rather die in 5 years. but also if I had to kill people once a week, as long as I was reassured that I would never get caught yeah I totally would want to live forever.


ANSWER #18 of 20

well I guess the second one

eaten by lions

have sex with a person of the same sex

call tech support

ugly billionare

movie

male ejaculate

well I'd rather kill a middle aged fat man because I love animals but! I wouldnt go to prison for killing a puppy thou

be a hobo that everyone loves

p*ss a marble

I would have to pic the first one

be the daughter of michael

have my eye fall out

well if I were able to come back if I got shot by the cops then I would do the first one, otherwise the second one


ANSWER #19 of 20

* Find my parents having sex
* Be eaten by lions
* Have sex with a person of the same sex
* Call tech. Support because you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them
* Marry a hot poor person
* A movie
* Swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate
* Kill a middle-aged fat man
* Be a rich a** that no one likes
* p*ss a marble
* Pole dance naked around a lampost in public
* Be the daughter of michael jackson
* Have uncontrollable constant drool
* Be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week


ANSWER #20 of 20

find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex?
uhhh.. depends how old I am. haha.

be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions?
lions. its faster.
have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls?
same sex. fersure.

call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.?
porn pop ups. lol

marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person?
ugly billionairee baby!
experience life like a video game or a movie?
MOVIEE. perfect scenes.

swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood?
POOL OF SPERMIES! blecchh. im a girl and I would NOT want to swim through all that blood and nasty sh*t...

kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ?
run away screaming.

be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes?
rich asss... I think? ehh maybe not.

p*ss a marble or poop a bowling ball?
piss a marble... owwwyy.

pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents?
lampost. at nighht... on a deserted street... in a different country.. far far away(:

be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents & live in an orphanage?
michael jackson wooot.

have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool?
drool.

be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years?
hmmm. not sure.

*This question was asked 3 months ago by 'gennaglessnerr', reposting it because it looks fun. *


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