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A powerful deity decends from on high and informs you that, for reasons beyond your understanding, your life is about to change. He allows you to choose between two possible fates, and he asks you...

Would you rather?

1) fly when you fart or pee everytime you laugh?
2) find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex?
3) be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions?
4) have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls?
5) call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.?
6) marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person?
7) experience life like a video game or a movie?
8) swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood?
9) kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ?
10) be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes?
11) piss a marble or poop a bowling ball?
12) pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents?
13) be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents & live in an orphanage?
14) have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool?
15) be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years?

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