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These are the circumstances… A powerful deity decends from on high and informs you that, for reasons beyond your understanding, your life is about to change. He allows you to choose between two possible fates, and he asks you...
Would you rather?
1) fly when you fart or pee everytime you laugh? 2) find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? 3) be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions? 4) have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls? 5) call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.? 6) marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person? 7) experience life like a video game or a movie? 8) swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood? 9) kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ? 10) be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes? 11) piss a marble or poop a bowling ball? 12) pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents? 13) be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents & live in an orphanage? 14) have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool? 15) be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years?
I like hearing everyones opinons, (:
1) fly when you fart or pee everytime you laugh? Fly when I fart 2) find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? That's a tough one... find my parents 3) be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions? Hmm... lions. it'd be faster 4) have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls? Person of the same sex 5) call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostitute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them call tech support- at least I don't know that person... 6) marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person? money and looks don't worry much. but a hot poor person I guess. 7) experience life like a video game or a movie? a movie! 8) swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood? WHOA definitely the sperm one. 9) kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ? A puppy... =[ I could never kill a person. ever. 10) be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes? well if I was a hobo that everyone loved, I'd hope they'd help me out a little. =] 11) piss a marble or poop a bowling ball? neither... ouch... haha. piss a marble I guess... 12) pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents? Pole dance around a lampost 13) be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents & live in an orphanage? Orphanage 14) have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool? I'd rather have my eye fall out I think... 15) be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years? I'd rather die in five years.
1) fly when you fart or pee everytime you laugh? f;y when if fart haha 2) find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? me having sex because I dont think I can handle the 1st one again bleh 3) be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions? lions get it over with faster 4) have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls? 10 animals lol 5) call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.? haha the second one at least I wouldn't have some nasty disease or something 6) marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person? hot poor person 7) experience life like a video game or a movie? movie 8) swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood? 1st one lol 9) kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ? 10) be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes? be a hobo haha 11) piss a marble or poop a bowling ball? piss a marble lol 12) pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents? grandparents lol 13) be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents & live in an orphanage? orphanage 14) have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool? eye fall out 15) be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years? die
1) fly when you fart or pee everytime you laugh? fly when I fart
2) find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? find my parents
3) be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions? lions
4) have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 animals? MSS
5) call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.? Tech support! LMAO!!
6) marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person? Hot poor person
7) experience life like a video game or a movie? video game
8) swim through a wading pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood? I'd take the olympic pool...
9) kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man? I'd SOOO kill the fat man!
10) be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes? rich
11) pss a marble or poop a bowling ball? pss a marble
12) pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents? lamp post...
13) be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents & live in an orphanage? ORPHANAGE!!!
14) have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool? Where'd my eye go?
15) be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years? die.
1) fly when you fart or pee everytime you laugh? fly 2) find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? neither 3) be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions? lions 4) have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls? neihter ew 5) call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.? call mom 6) marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person? hot poor person 7) experience life like a video game or a movie? movie 8) swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood? ew what is on your mind? 9) kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ? middle aged fat man 10) be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes? hobo 11) piss a marble or poop a bowling ball? piss a marble EW 12) pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents? I dont have grandparents 13) be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents & live in an orphanage? orphanage 14) have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool? eye fall out 15) be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years? die in 5 years
this was creepy and gross btw
1) fly when you fart or pee everytime you laugh? fly when I fart lol 2) find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex?have them find me 3) be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions? ants 4) have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls?same sex 5) call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.?tech support 6) marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person?I don't know 7) experience life like a video game or a movie?movie 8) swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood?ejaculate 9) kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ?I don't know 10) be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes?rich 11) piss a marble or poop a bowling ball?marble 12) pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents?public 13) be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents & live in an orphanage? no parentd 14) have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool?eye lol 15) be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years? 5 years
1) fly when I fart LOL I love so much 2) find you parents having sex 3) be eaten by lions? 4) have sex with a person of the same sex 5) tech support 6) a hot poor person? 7) DEFINETLY a movie? 8) swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood? GROSS! NEITHER! 9) kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man? OMG are you suggesting I kill a puppy? what is wrong with you? 10) be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes? HOBO! I LOOOVE hobos!! 11) piss a marble or poop a bowling ball? marble!! 12) pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents? :O 13) be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents & live in an orphanage? :| 14) have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool? eye as long as it didn't hurt lol 15) be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years? 5 years
1) fly when I fart and then eat LOAD of beans.
2) find my parents having sex
3) be eaten by lions, it would be quicker and cooler.
4) sick question lol... I'ld nearly go for the animals... ughh! nasty.
5) call tech. support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.
6) a hot poor person definitely.
7) movie life yeah.
8) aw come on... thats a nasty question. ... blood
9) Kill a puppy
10) be a hobo that everyone loves
11) p*ss a marble
12) pole dance naked around a lampost in public. I'ld do it for the craic anyway lol
13) Have no parents & live in an orphanage?
14) Have your eye fall out at random times, that would be dead funny.
15) be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week. I would become a superhero and kill criminals only. and I'ld wear my underwear on the outside.. yeah!
Nobody's taking it, So I will : ) I've got nothing better to do.
1) Fly when I fart. (I laugh way to damn much) 2) Find my parents having sex (It'd be gross.. but less embarassing) 3) Eaten by lions (It wouldn't take as long, I guess) 4) Have sex w/ the same sex. (Beastiality is nasty) 5) Tech call (Less akward. I think) 6) Ugly billionaire (At least he could make me happy) 7) Life as a movie. (That'd be sweeet) 8) Swim in a pool of semen. (Bloods discusting-er) 9) Kill a puppy, (I'd feel worse taking a human's life) 10) Hobo (I'd have people who accepted me, for me) 11) Pee a marble. (Ahhh, ) 12) Pole dance naked in public. (Ew) 13) Orphan. (I wouldn't want the negative fame) 14) Have my eye fall out ( I could get an eye patch. Arghhh!) 15) Die in 5 years (I don't think I could kill that many people.)
I rather...
1) fly when I fart 2) find you parents having sex 3) be eaten by lions (it would be fast) 4) have sex with a person of the same sex 5) call tech. support 6) marry a hot poor person 7) experience life like a movie 8) Swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate 9) Kill a puppy 10) be a hobo that everyone loves 11) p*ss a marble 12) pole dance naked around a lampost in public 13) Have no parents & live in an orphanage 14) Have your eye fall out at random times 15) die in 5 years
I would rather...
fly when I fart find my parents having sex be eaten by lions have sex with someone of the same sex call tech support because of porn marry an ugly billionaire life as a video game swim in a pool of male ejaculation kill a puppy. sorry. be a hobo everyone loves. I'm married to an ugly billionaire anyway, right? OW um.. I kiss piss a marble poe dance naked in public be the son a michael jackson. I love him he's cool have my eye fall out at times die in 5 years
Ok this is weird lol 1- Fly when I fart 2- Well my parents did catch me once lol 3- Eaten by lions 4- urgh thats grose lol 5- Call mum bout being arrested for prostitution 6- Well I got money and I dont want marriage 7- movie 8- Omg are u ok lol The blood I spose 9- Definately a middle aged fat man 10- Hobo 11- oh man lol p!ss a marble I spose 12- Pole dance in public 13- Son of michael Jackson 14- My eye fall out 15- live forever and kill once a week.
1)Fly Everytime I Fart 2) Find My Parents Having Sex 3) Eaten By Lions 4) Have Sex With The Same Sex 5) Call Tech.Support Lol 6) Ugly Billionaire 7) Movie 8) Ewww...Umm...Sperm! 9) Middle Aged Fat Man 10) Hobo 11) Piss A Marbel 12) Pole Dance In Public 13) Daughter Of Micheal Jackson 14) Have My Eye Fall Out 15) Die In Five Weeks
1) fly when I fart 2) parents find me having sex 3) lions 4) um id get really drunk and have sex with the same sex 5) call tech 6) poor hot chick 7) game 8) blood 9) id kill the man 10) rich guy 11) marble 12) public 13) orphan 14) eye 15) kill every week
1-fly when I fart 2-find my parents 3-eaten by lions fo sho 4-sme sex 5-tech support 6-hot poor person 7-movie 8-ejaculate 9-puppy 10-hobo 11-marble duh 12-public 13-no parents 14-eye! that would be awesome 15-5 years, I would never kill someone.
