What is your fml story?

This is my fml story. One time me and my mom were visiting a friend of hers in North Carolina. This woman who my mom is friends with has two teenage sons both near my age and they’re both really cute boys. So anyways one day we were having some pizza and usually the boys go upstairs to eat their food but this time they stayed downstairs. There were two couches in the living room and this big chair. The boys were sitting on one of each of the two couches. I was kind of hesitant to sit beside one of them so I decided to sit on the big chair. Little did I know you, you can’t lay back on the chair. I laid back on it and I fell backwards along with my pizza. After that I pretended to laugh it off even though deep down I was horrified. FML

I was on date and went to the folksy came.

Today, I was waiting outside the oval for my friends to finish class. I decided to sit down and look at the lovely sky. As I open my mouth something dripped in my mouth. It tasted like rotten eggs with vinegar. As I spat it out it was green, brown and white. I ate bird poo. FML

GO FUCK FUCK A DUCK. partyy C: at the duck pond :) ALCOHOL : D story begins: I was completely quackared and desided to come onto a duck by beginning a woddle arround and start fluffy my feathers in a desireable fashion. the duck did not seem to impressed, however I was not diheartened and desided to dive in and throw myself into this duck. eventually, after playing hard to get, the duck came around and did not shy away the sexual attention, but instead encouraged it. However by this time I had moved on to a larger duck like creature. and got FUCKED. FUCKED BY A DUCK. almost. He had a ducky face and a number of interesting different ducky features, but I was not put off. FML ! story ends.

my dog pooped on my grass. I realized this after sitting my ass on it. DaMN!!! SENT By UXH - FROM Home - This is one is from http://www.funadvice.com/r/3jsthsn7qv