how do you turn into a dog?
walk on all fours,start barking,start sniffing lamp posts,wee on lamp post,wear a coller and lead,and get your parents to take you a walk!!! woof,woof,your barking mad!!!
Get on your hands and knees, bark a lot and sniff butts.
dum@ss! WTF? what an idiot!
pmsl wave a magic wand