ok well sort of a first time smoker here.. I get a cigarette and now I'm inhaling deep and when I exhaled I felt that I inhaled more smoke then I exhaled?? did I do sumthin wrong I don't know? you watch other people smoke and they exhaled a lot of smoke and its like flowing when it comes out. how come when I do it it doesn't come out like that. please tell me how to do it rite or what I'm doing wrong. thx.
ps - please dont give me tha story ya ya I know its bad for u
It feels like you inhaled more smoke than you exhaled because you DID. There is smoke residue inside your lungs. Your lungs never fully empty of air because if they did, they would collapse on themselves. So you can't empty out all of the toxins and smoke left inside your lungs for a while after you've stopped smoking the cigarette.
Why are you smoking? Is it because you think that's what grown-ups do? Because you're your own person, and nobody tells you what to do? Because you're a big kid now? Or is it because you think it looks cool? That it'll get you dates? Or do you just have that immature mentality of, "I can do what I want- I don't care if it's bad for me, it's my decision. Mom and Dad don't tell me what to do anymore, I can think for myself"?
You are going to be SO goddamn mad at yourself in ten years, I PROMISE you. After girls/boys have turned you down because you reek, and after you've spent hundreds trying to whiten your teeth, after you've spent thousands of dollars on paper and leaves that you've just lit and thrown away... Do yourself a FANTASTIC favor that more people will think is attractive and will serve you better- instead of buying a pack of cigarettes- put that money in a savings account. DON'T touch it for a while... you'd have thrown it away anyhow... You will be amazed at how quickly the amount grows.
Practice makes perfect.
Even though you asked everyone not to tell you it's bad for you and you know that, I'm still going to tell you that. Smoking is bad for you. I've smoked for almost 10 years now and I truly wish I would never have started. They're expensive, they slowly kill you, are HIGHLY addictive, and honestly it's hard to find any where to smoke them in public anymore so it's really inconvenient. They make you smell like an ashtray and they rot your teeth. Think twice before smoking. A few a day turns into a pack a day real fast.
Rotfl you've failed at smoking, the sport of the sub-working class... that's not something I'd go around telling others. It must really suck when you're trying to look cool smoking and muff it up.
ps When the illnesses catch up on you, pay for your own damn treatment.
Ow, my tax money.
Just by writing this, I could already tell your smoking to be cool...Its not your thing, or this post woulda never crossed your mind. Trust me.
Don't start, you'll get addicted. Smoking is disgusting, never have I found a smoker attractive in my life.
