I have a urine test in 2 days and I smoke weed. Any good suggestions on how to pass???
There are numerous determining factors for how long drug toxins stay in a persons body which vary from person to person, such as the analytical method used, your health, your body weight, metabolism, fluid intake, the type of drug toxin, and the degree of exposure to the drug toxin.
Delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol or THC, one of nearly 400 chemicals in a hemp plant, accounts for most of marijuana's psychoactive, or mind-altering, effects. The strength of the drug is determined by the amount of THC it contains which varies from plant to plant. Marijuana stays in your system for different amounts of time depending on how often you smoke it, how much you smoke, and the makeup of the individual (weight/height/etc). If you smoke it occasionally it will remain in your system for up to 10 days. If you smoke marijuana on a regular basis it will stay in your system for as long as 30 days. Marijuana is fat soluble. It stores in the fat cells of the body, the brain, the liver, the kidneys, in other words the major organs.
Drug testing has become commonplace for many new job applications, random testing in the workplace, and may be a requirement of various other situations. Various drug tests and testing equipment are used to ensure the elimination of drugs has occurred and that your system is clear. Prior to any drug test it is beneficial to use detox products to eliminate any drug residue that may be in your system. This will allow you to beat a drug test.
It is imperative to have a natural and effective solution for the elimination of drugs from the body. Though elimination of usage is the most effective alternative, there are various products available that will detox the body and eliminate drug traces from the body. These products are designed for quick removal of drug toxins so that you may pass a drug test.
Go to your local head shop and drink plenty of water...
I have been on probation off and on since 95. I have leaned the hard way how to pass, because I don't believe I should be told what I can and can't do. I smoke 3 weeks out of the month I quit 6 days before test. I quit taking opiates 2 days before test. I eat plenty of fiber because it helpls the body get rid of the thc, the day before. The days before that I eat plenty of meat and protien. The day of the test drink several glasses of water. One hour before the test I take 80 mgs. of Lasix,(flourisimide) this is a prescription diretic. It slows down the kidneys that produce the metabolites that cause you to show up hot. If you have trouble tracking down lasix just go to an online pharmacy. I order it all the time from a canadian pharmacy. Very cheap. If you can't get lasix drink a lot of coffee in the morning then a gallon of water. Exercise helps a lot too. Especially with the opiates. If you urinate about ten to twelve times before the test you should be good. Take a few b-2 vitamins to give your urine color. Some people will say that the lack of color will make the test not count. This is not true. My piss is always clear. What are they gonna do. All you have to say is you drank a lot of water so you could piss. Never failed and never had a problem. Don't take my word for it. You can buy home drug test kits online for next to nothing so test yourself and that way you will know how long it takes. Good luck to all.
I smoke 4-5 times a week. I weigh about 220lbs. I have to take a piss test once a week. I've been doing this for 6 months now. I drink 2 gallons of water the day before and a little less than a gallon and a couple red bulls the day of the test. this has worked every time. The red bull has niacin that makes your piss yellow and there's 100% of your daily niacin in one can. Also, I wait a second after peeing to put it in the cup just to be safe. they only need like 3oz.from you. I have told friends who smoke much more than I do to do this and it's worked for them too. I have no reason to lie about this. plus, if I didn't pass just one of these piss tests; I would go to jail for a week. I haven't failed in 6 months. (thats 24 tests) it costs me about $3.50 a week to pass the test. thats only for the red bulls. my test is tomorrow and I'm starting on my first gallon now. don't stress either. go in thinking only positive thoughts. there's nothing to worry about. Let me know if any of you have done this. I want to prove to disbelievers that this DOES WORK!
The best way to pass a drug test is to drink a lot of water starting a couple of days before the test. You can also take Niacin pills for a few days prior as well for best results.
Niacin is a B vitamin that can be found in plants and animals naturally. It helps to treat heart disease and high cholesterol. It is also known to help flush the body of toxins.
You can get Niacin pills at the following locations:
* Rite Aid
* Vitamin World
Niacin is also found in the drink Red Bull as well as many leafy vegetables and fish.
It is important to stop smoking weed for up to a week prior to the test so that your body can get rid of what is left in your body. If there is even a trace of it in your system, it will show up on the test.
niacin! Lots and lots of niacin! You got to get the None flush free kind and its only 4.99 or so at walmart, ect. It will make you really freaking itchy but that and a lot of water would clean you out.
I had to pass one a day and a half after smoking last, I popped 11 niacin each day, drank 5 gallons of water, and then about 2 hours before my test drank 1 liter bottle of soda. If you pee is to clean they will suspect something.
However this will not work for a blood or hair test. I don't know about a blood test, but you would have to be clean for at least 4-7 years to pass a hair test, or shave your ENTIRE body! Including eyebrow, arm hair, Etc. If there is no hair, they cant test it.
Frankly, you can't do it. All these phony drugs and treatments to clear narcotics out of your system in 48 hours or less simply do not work and are designed to take your money. Even light marijuana use can be detected 4-6 weeks later, and there are some sensitive tests on body fat that can detect it years later. Your safest (and wisest) course of action? Don't do drugs. Any drugs. You have a mind that can control your body. My girlfriend is an ex-Heroin addict, and she has remained drug-free for 15 years. If she can get off Heroin, you can get off marijuana.
Sorry, there is no way you will be able to rid your body of THC that you have ingested. Because it is stored in body fat it will take 3-40 days depending on the amount smoked. There are a lot of old wives tales out there but none of them work. Because it is stored in the fat it is impossible...hair testing is even more sensitive. If it was possible no one would be caught on the tests right!!! If you do drugs you will be detected.
get a buddy of urs to piss in a small container that you can squeez, like a mini gatorade bottle so it sounds real, and put it in the piss jar.. even if the guy is watchin, it should work
assuming you only have to take the test once
a scientist gave his word that this would probably fool the adviser
depends on many things like body weight etc..
I passed a test within the same span
but I also went to my local headshop and bought a vitamin drink that covers up trace amounts for a few hours
passed with flying colors
also drank a lot of water
the only thing thats getting out of your system in 48 hours is diesel, base, and if your lucky coke. weed is probably staying in your system it depends on how much you smoked tho you might get lucky.
a good detox drink will mask the thc in your system for a few hours, so follow directions, you can usually find it at head shops, vitamin stores, or health food stores. passyourtest.com
ok there is this stuff its called quick fixs its fake urine but it works my boyfriend used it before its good stuff to use just hope they dont watch you pee...
I need to pass a drug test and I REALLY REALLY REALLY dont want to quit smoking weed...any ideas ?? besides quit or dont smoke weed of course...PLEASE HELP !!!
Check my past answers...Ive answered this question a few times before and it always works.
try taking niocen about 1 hour befor the test... its a pill BTW it works for me
just dont smoke it til the test