How to catch a cold?

Apparently, according to the national cold research insitute, you can stand naken in a doorway at a temp of freezing and STILL not catch one.

So I’d suggest maybe licking a few door knobs in public places but then you could also get a whole bunch of other nice lil diseases too, lol.

why would you want to get a cold??? Skipping skool? need attention??? what??? but if you have allergies smells some dust and keep sneezing and you will sneeze so bad youll get a cold happened to me on accident…

find a sick friend and stay close to them, share sodas and foos with them, yawn and then they will yawn and that just spreads germs everywhere, uuuhhh… walk arounf their house… I don’t know. I’ve had to get myself once or twice to skip school and this almost always works. if it doesn’t then just act sick and blame it one them. lol

find someone with a cold. drink from their cup. always works.

gross. chew some gum off a wall somewhere?