Why can't men ever be wrong?

That is the easiest question in the world!!! (Of course I will be kicked out of the Men’s Club for telling you). It really is simple. MEN ARE INSECURE. There it is. We are so scared that you will find out that we are not perfect, and therefor you’ll go out with that OTHER guy who was checking you out, that we can NEVER BE WRONG. We wont admit to it, but we are all scared. We know you are too good for us. Hell, we cant even do laundry by ourselves without screwing it up. We just know, that every other man in the world is just chomping at the bit to steal you away from us, if we fail even once. My gal uses a great technique. She says, “you know, just because you say it, and believe it, doesnt mean it is right”, and by the time I have figured out what she just said, I have lost interest in what I said in the first place. She just looks at my perplexed face and feels sorry for me and then she kisses me on the cheek and says…”its alright honey, your only a man”. Of course, I got a kiss, so I must have done something right, and that is all I care about. heeheheh But honesly gals, when did you stop treating us like that babies we are??? Talk to us. Communication is the answer. Even if we say the sky is green. Just come up to us and hug us and give us a kiss and say… “Honey, I love you, and I am never going to leave you, and if you are a good boy, tonight you will get cookies at bedtime, and by the way, the sky is blue”… all you will hear is a yes dear, as you walk away from our smiling faces. And swirling in our minds, is the words, you love us, you wont leave us, we are safe, and…mmm cookies…