How to Avoid Being the Professor's Arch-Nemesis: A Guide to Not Being Hated

Ah, the age-old conundrum: how to not be the bane of your professor's existence. Fear not, dear student, for I'm about to impart some sage advice upon thee.

• First and foremost, attend classes regularly. I know, I know, it's tempting to hit the snooze button and sleep in, but trust me, it's worth it. Your professor will appreciate your dedication (and your alert, non-sleep-deprived face).
• Do the readings. Don't even think about showing up to class without having done the assigned readings. It's like showing up to a dinner party empty-handed - rude, and a little insulting.
• Participate in class discussions. I know it's scary, but trust me, your professor wants to hear your thoughts (even if they're not entirely coherent). Just try not to dominate the conversation, or you'll end up being that guy.
• Ask questions (intelligently). Don't be afraid to ask for clarification on something you didn't understand. Just make sure you're not asking something that's clearly stated in the syllabus (or, you know, on Google).
• Be respectful. Treat your professor like a human being (because, spoiler alert, they are). Avoid arguing with them, and for the love of all things good, don't try to negotiate your grade via email.

And there you have it, folks! Follow these simple tips, and you'll be well on your way to not being hated by your professor. Of course, if all else fails, you can always try bribing them with coffee or baked goods. Kidding (or am I?)!