Funny jokes?

yes, but I don’t think they appropriate to put on here.lol

there was this man and an alein in a bar..the alein licked his finger and stuck it in the mans ear the guy said stop..the alein licked his finger and stuck it in the mans ear again…the man said do it one more time imma cut your dick off…the alein licked his finger and stuck it in the mans ear.. the guy reached for the aleins dick with a knife there was nothing there…the man then asked how do you guys have sex…the alein licked his finger and stuck it in the mans ear lol

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in, pal. You’re obviously drunk.”

Our wasted friend asked, “Officer, are ya absolutely sure I’m drunk?”

“Yeah, buddy, I’m sure,” said the copper. “Let’s go.”

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, “Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled.”

there were four guys and they had a test in physics the following day and they decided to go out and party…they missed the test so they told the professor that they had a flat tire way out in the middle of no where so the professor told them that they could make up an alternative test…they got there and the test only had two questions he put them in seperate rooms…the first question was

1. what is physics…?

and the second question was

2. which tire on the car was flat?

I got 1 thats sorta funny, you go up to someone and make them say idaho slowly!! get it I da ho!!

THIS BOY IN MY CLASS TOLD US THIS JOKE ONCE

“HOW DO YOU MAKE A TISSUE DANCE? PUT A LIL BOOGIE IN IT”

there was this little boy he went to school and the teacher asked him what his spelling words were he said I don’t know I got to go home and see so he went home and asked his sister what his spelling words were sister: shutup (she was on the phone) then he went and asked his litle bro lil bro: bbbatman(he ws watching batman) then he went and asked his big bro bro:come on baby lets go(he was going on a date) then he went and asked his dad dad:49 49 49 (he was watching football) then he went and asked his mom mom:my buns are burning my buns are burning my buns are burning(she was cooking) he went back to school and the teacher said what are your spelling words boy- shutup teahcer-just who do you think you are mister boy-bbatman teacher-we are going to the principles officce boy-come on baby lets go teacher takes him to principle principle-how many licks do you want boy-49 49 49 the boy gets back and the clas and sits down and yells my buns are burning my buns are burning my buns are burning lol

What’s the difference between a plastic bottle and puberty? A plastic bottle HIT Justin Beiber.