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When Chuck Norris walks into the water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets chucknorrised.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually do push ups, he's pushing the earth down.
Chuck Norris had a acting role in starwars. He was The Force
Chuck Norris doesnt play.. He just wins