What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?

Please share the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done.

I’ll start: Ok back in middle school I was head over heals for this boy. He overheard me talking to my friends when I said I’m in love with him. He then came over to our group huddle and told me that he knows I liked him. I then retaliated by punching him in the eye and said” I will never be attracted to you, you, hideous oaf.” One of the teachers heard and saw the event and gave me detention for two weeks and I got sent home early. When my dad arrived at the school office, he asked why I getting sent home early and I told him it’s because I’m in love with this boy and I beat him up. All the staff including my dad in the office started laughing at me. But I was dead serious. When I got home my mom told me to apologize to the boy the next day and for me to give him a box of candy. The next day I apologized to him and he took the candy and said, “I accept your apology, but too bad I don’t like you cause you’re not my type.”Then I asked what his type was and he said pretty girls. The whole class started laughing.