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embarrassing, but need help quick!

I have an issue about which im quite concerned. yesterday, out of curiousity, I decided to insert my penis into a squirrel’s nest. I woke up this morning to a rock hard boner, along with several inflamed pustules. boner has not gone away yet, and I am embarrased to leave the house. What should I do to make it flaccid again and to heal the wounds? HELP!!! they burn so badly!!! do you think it would be ok to have sex tonight? I have a date tonite and I’m pretty sure their expecting it!

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Answer #1

HA! im sorry but thats to funny, but my advice is a doctor, I dont think anyone here has done that one so its your best bet… And I think your date might buy being attacked by a rabied squierrel…

Answer #2

mhm…sounds unreal… a date after 10:38 and you put your penis is a nest… call a doctor good luck=/

Answer #3

well. once I had to get my friend to get rid of his boner so I made up this massive story about how my friend had a mole down there and it completely grossed him out but luckily it got rid of it. just try thinking of really nasty things.

hahha but seriously wtf would oyu do that in the first place hhahaha

Answer #4

Why would you do that in the first place

Answer #5

think of you doing an ugly nasty old lady.

Answer #6

hahahhahaha I actually cannot stop laughing

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