How do you detox your body?

An excellent way is to drink lots and lots of water. I’d start out by drinking about 5 bottles per day.

You can go to any health store (including Smoothie King, actually) and buy all kinds of detoxers. Most will make you use the bathroom, though - I.e. colon cleansers. The water detox is a great place to start, however.

Another piece of advice - you know you’re hydrated when your urine is nearly clear and not too yellow. That’s how singers know they’ve had enough water.

The safest bet I can say is to drink water and a lot, but not too much… Like drink at first a ton of water until your stomach can’t handle anymore then wait and after everytime you pee drink 16 oz more and do this daily for as long as possible. Do not however do this within 48 hours of the test or they will not take it because it will be too diluted. Drink plenty of cranberry juice it works great for cleansing regardless of what other retards say… I’d be in jail or prison if it didn’t work. get some apple cider vinegar and take 3 shots a day for three days works also… but if you want to skip all of this chugging of fluids then do this fool proof plan. I recently detoxed by drinking two omni cleanse drinks 16 oz. You can get them at your local health/drug shop. 30 bucks a piece. but here is what you do… Get two of them it doesnt matter what flavor it is… get two and take one right before bed and dont do any peeing or drinking anything afterwards… when you wake up you will have to urinate like a mofo and it’s bad!! then after you piss a few times take the other and wait an hour then chug water like no other and when your piss is crystal clear you are clean guranteed!! I have passed to serious drug tests this way and it works… also through in lots of cardio-vascular excercise it burns up the fatty tissue that THC sticks to and metabolises it much quicker… Anything that gets you sweating and working hard. (I preffered sex, because it was very fun and good excercise.) but after the two omnis are gone just continue to drink fluid at your own pace but only water and cranberry juice as to soda because soda will hold all the toxin in I am told because of all the sugar… Avoid really greasy fatty foods such as burgers fries anything deep fried. Eat a lot of food that is high in fiber like black beans, whole wheat. ect… Anyway if you do this you can breathe freely and it doesnt matter if you have two weeks or a few days it works… good luck and I hope this helps

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okay, so I need help!

about a month ago I smoked weed and ever since then, I’ve felt different, like not myself. kinda like a “detatched from the world” feeling. it’s really scary and I don’t know what’s going on! I really need help!!!

Hey it ok, and starting the master cleanser on the 6-10-010. it can help clean you out, i can give more info if you like. you can join me and my friends. dont worry, about the past. its good that you went to feel and better. ; * )