How dangerous would it be to pour motor oil all over me?

Not to mention the fire hazard! Why oh, why do you want to pour motor oil all over yourself?

To look cool.

You wouldn’t look cool, you’d look gross and you’d stink.

very true it is complete stupidity! ha

Right. But I don’t see how that translates to uncool. I’m not sure what pristinely clean perfect world you live in, but here grime is king.

I don’t know, I just prefer to not be covered in a sticky, smelly, completely and easily flammable substance, and I don’t really see why anyone would want to be, but go for it man.

Well the flammable/carcinogen part is my fright. But I mean girls wear sticky makeup and smelly perfume and that looks gross and stinks, and I bet you people don’t go around calling them stupid for that. Maybe you guys shouldn’t assume your personal opinions are fact so you don’t go making any more conversation mistakes.

Don’t even think about it!

Make up and perfume are things that make you look good, and smell good when used correctly. That is just stupid to justify your reason of you wanting to pour motor oil all over your body, with girls wearing make up and perfume. 1.) Most make up isn’t sticky unless it’s lip gloss, or maybe liquid make up. 2.) Make up makes you look better, motor oil makes you look stupid and crazy. 3.) Perfume comes in many wonderful smells, motor oil comes in the smell of an exploded motor…4.) Nobody is saying their personal opinions are facts. We (or at least I am) saying it’s just plain stupid.

I would think a 21 year old man would know better than something like this. But, if you want to look completely stupid, immature, and crazy…be my guest.

Girls are often made fun of for the crap they smear on their faces, and sometimes their arms and legs. Doesn’t make you better for smearing different crap all over yourself.

In addition to that, in a place where “grime is king,” I have doubts about the people around you and their reservations against setting you on fire.

I doubt motor oil is healthy. It is petroleum based which is enough of a problem but I doubt the various additives are any good. Used motor oil also has a witches brew of sulfuric acid, combustion products, and heavy metals.

Can’t you make your statement with something non-toxic like baby oil, molasses, chocolate syrup, etc.?

In the movie A Fish Called Wanda, Archie is forced into a waist deep drum of motor oil. I wonder what they used for that scene; I doubt they would have John Cleese climb into a drum of real motor oil.

I’d prefer perfume rather then oil anyday Kamex, logic fail.

it cant be very healthy and if you go near fire then poof your on fire

I mean you are all just a big bunch of mean old jerks. I asked a simple innocent question and you all come over here and tell me I’m stupid. “Makeup makes you look better, motor oil makes you look stupid….Perfume comes in many wonderful smells” = opinions, not facts, and I wasn’t saying oil would make me better, just no different. You’re all just a bunch of white, upper class snobs who do things like vote and ignore the fact that things like death and cancer and poverty and homelessness and crime and murd*r and deprivation exist, despite how long you may banter on about the politics of it all with your Prius-driving buddy over a mocha latte down at Starbucks.

Don’t do it, especially if you are going out in the sun, you could end up with second degree burns. Rather go for vaseline if you want the oiled up look.

Stereotypes much? ¬_¬ You are 21…you act like you are 14 or 15. Grow up. “You’re all just a bunch of white, upper class snobs” Actually, I am not upper class…and not everyone on here is white. ¬_¬

Also, I never said you were stupid, I said the idea of pouring motor oil all over your body is stupid. If I was to call you anything it would be immature, stubborn, and ignorant.

Well at least I’m immature, ya dingus.

¬_¬ Now you sound stupid.

Never said I liked perfume, I just said I preferred perfume, and you make a lot of assumptions which are just as unproven as my so called opinions.