They are called satirical factoids. Something that got started and people found funny and just went viral. It started around 2005 and there has been books and tshirts. One book has 400 of them. They are all fake and meant to amuse. They look like this: "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live"
"Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life"
"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down".
People just keep coming out with them. Chuck Norris even sue some book manufacturer about the use of his name.
Try this trick..Go into google and type Chuck Norris and them click on "Im feeling lucky"
Play Halo, all the online kiddies will give you a hundred reasons why... Because the dark is afraid of him.... because he doesnt do push ups he pushes the world down... things of great nature. haha. I think its because he is in his like, 60's and still can kick @ss.
I messed that one up...Go into google and turn the instant off. Then when you search for "Where is Chuck Norris?" and click on Im feeling lucky, you get some amusing response.
Dunno cuz I never really cared for him
What made him amazing? heh
Haha, good answer. Thanks!
Because he's amazing :D