How can I accomplish faking my death?

When I look into the future at where I’ll be in 5 or 10 years, I see everyone around me. I see myself living an incredibly bland, boring, and average life, just like mostly everyone else. We get out of school, we get some random job, and we work it, just to get money, so we can eat food and live in a house, and try and compensate for our incredibly bland, boring, and average life by buying entertainment.

I’m no one special to anyone. I’m a loser, and I’ve never had a girlfriend. In all likelyness, I’ll never be married, and I’ll never have kids.

I want to fake my own death, maybe a suicide. I want to see what I meant to the people I knew. And then I want to go on an adventure. I want to experience parts of life I’ve never known, and cease to experience what I do. I want to be thrown into an adventure without time to prepare. I want action, I want suspense, and I want to risk life and limb just trying to survive. I want to go on an adventure so hardcore that when I return to an average life I’ll be relieved. And adventure so dangerous, that when I return, the hardships in life we all fear will seem like nothing compared to what I’ve seen, yet the good things in life will be so much sweeter than before.

I want an adventure so amazing, that when I return, I’ll be able to tell the story of my adventure to all. An adventure that would make the best story. An adventure that would make the best movie. I want to return from my adventure and find the girl I love but lost before I could ever talk to her. I want to spend the rest of my life with her. And when I die, by whatever means, I want to laugh. I want to die laughing in celebration of my life. I want to die with no regrets. And when I die, I want to feel complete. I want all my friends to be there with me and I want to smile as I take my last breath and I want to everything to be ok.

And then I want whatever happens to us after we die.

To die would be an awfully big adventure.

Exactly how can I accomplish this?