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cross the road? :)
COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
HOMER SIMPSON: There was free beer on the other side of the road.
JESSICA SIMPSON: Why would he be on a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?
SNOOP DOGG: This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know what the (censored) he was doin crossin a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin'.
SHAKESPEARE: To cross or not to cross, that is the question.
Because he's a chicken and he coulnd't think for himself, therefore he accidently wandered into the road, where a car ran over him.
cause its a free country and he can do whatever he damn feels like doin
The chicken crossed the road to get to where his flat mate was, get it?
ahahahaha yea I get it that's a good one havent heard that.
to beat the shiit out of you for telling jokes bout him
A car is coming! SPLAT Now we will never no lol
to get to the other side of the road... maybe?!
To show the raccoon that it CAN be done ---
because a black guy was chasin him
to commit suicide ? lol jk,jk
To get to the other side!
because he was drunk:p
to smack a ho (:
lol dats funny
To poop 8)
