I'm a 14 year old boy and the only place I can masterbate is the shower because I cum a lot and it makes a mess does anyone know places I can masterbate or any new ways to do it.
The shower is an awesome place, just for those exact reasons!
Just about any other place will work, though, as long as you're prepared. Try grabbing a bunch of toilet paper or paper towels, and when you're about to come place the toilet paper or paper towels over the head of your penis and come into that. It absorbs the mess and is easy to dispose of.
If you start to masturbate into your sheets or clothes, your parents will notice... or you'll quickly start learning to do your own laundry, and they'll still have a pretty good idea of why. (Not that it's anything to be embarrassed of; it isn't. I just know that you probably don't want to call attention to it, that's all.)
try it in a car with tinted windows, watch out for the cops though!!
but just remember masterbating is not a crime!!!
get a girll d00d!