where can I find lube...?

alright. a while ago, on my parents bed side table, I found a bottle of lube. at first I almost puked thinking about it. but then I thought, ‘that might feel good…’ so I went over and squrted some into my hand. so I went to the bathroom. now, I can’t find it. really! I went through my dad’s sock drawer (where he finds everything) and through several others. I know I’m strange. I’m come to the conclusion that I’m a total perv for asking this question. but if you are a parent, and your reading this. please answer. where do you hide it???

Answer #1

Buy your own…there are all different kinds to choose from. They even have warming lubrication.

Answer #2

I would go buy some yourself. that way you have your own bottle, can keep track of it, and dont have to worry about your parents catching on that their lube bottle is running low

Answer #3

Or you can just buy your own…

Since eventually they might realise that you’ve been using it (ie if you happen to find it)

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