Whats one of the stupidest things youve ever said?

LMAO wow haha he probably liked that when you were feeling it lol

haha he just sat there looking at me like “are you serious?” sadly i was haha i felt abnormally dumb after that.

An hour or so ago, we were at the store, and my friend asked if I could get the number for a restaurant across the street (I can text Google and they send me the number) Anyway, I asked them what city the restaurant was in. lol… =/

“oh hai google, whats the number to XXXXXXX kthanksbye” lmao

Ha ha ha ha ha woooow x)

my mother told me when i was young i ate medicines of my grandmother thinking they are like candy and i was taken to hospital for drip…lol.i mean its really stupid..

yeah, I asked the city to the restaurant right across the street from me lmao.. Oh! and we were watching Drag Me To Hell, and I noticed the gypsie’s license plate had 66651, and upside down, it looks like ‘is 666’’. and I asked my boyfriend ‘’Do you think they did that on purpose?’’ lmfao.. ??

“what time does the night and day store open.” Aka, the store that stays open TWENTY FOUR HOURS A DAY! EVeryday of the week….

I was walking with my friend and she had a lollipop. I scream sucker! and she asked me who did I want to suck. It took me awhile but I finally got what she was talking about.

I’ve been calling this exit off of I-95 in Florida the wrong name my entire life.

It’s spelled “Ives Dairy Road” – I always said “Ives” rhymes with “Ibis”- like “eye-vis”.

But it’s Ives like “eyeves”.

Oops.

Lmfao.. that was a good one

lift weighting! hehhehe

I do have a habit of saying, “oh, you are here!!” (with a surprised look) when I bump into someone I know and they will come back with “well, obviously I’m here otherwise how would you have seen me?” which makes me feel dumb.