a nun went to the doctor and found out that she was pregnant she then went bak to the cathedral and rounded up all the preists she looks each of them in the eye and said ok yuo "holly" men wich one of u have been jerkin over the candles
like a perverted one or a cheesey one?? jokes usually dont get you anywhere..coming up with funny stuff right up front is way funnier..make a bad situation funny..if you know what i mean.
how did the turtle cross the road?....it was taped to the chicken! ha