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what is your favourite quotes ever?? quotes that maybe inspire or motivate you and your life..
I want to show you how fascinating kissing is when earth collides with all spaces between.
Enjoy every moment of life because it can fade away in the blink of an eye.
"it takes you a life time to learn how to live"
Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
Balanced diet is a muffin in each hand.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
You should not confuse your career with your life.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside we ALL believe we are above average drivers.
Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember that one lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
(B: ''Hey Glen why aren't you at work?'' G : ''I got fired cause I made a shrimp slushy.'' B: ''Who makes a shrimp slushy?'' G: ''I do! I was hungry and thirsty.'' ) - Accepted movie 2006 BEST EVER!!
^ I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are simply details^ - Albert Einstein
^All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree.^- Albert Einstein
^Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction. ^- Albert Einstein
^As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality^- Albert Einstein
and last, but not least ^Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. ^- Albert Einstein
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. lol is one of my favs,
some others I likeBefore opening an envelope for best supporting actress]
-I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, `Back up, I don't know how big this gets.
-Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
-Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.
-I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.
"It's a bore when you find you've begun to rot." "If you obey all of the rules you miss all the fun." "If you always do what interests you at least one person is pleased." "Life is hard for everybody, so quit your whining." "Without dicipline ther's no life at all." "Plain women know more about men than beautiful women do."
All of these Kate Hepburn quotes except for the "quit your whining" one... that was me.
I’m a hopeless romantic. I believe in wishing on stars ;; soul mates and love that never ends. But yet, sometimes I feel like the only single person alive. I feel so alone. No matter what I try to do, I’m left in solitude. Maybe I try too hard. Maybe I really am hopeless.
A man of genius is seldom brought to ruin but by himself.
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The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him no good.
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No matter how you remember it, that will be the truth.
These three helped me out of a potentially fatal depressive episode.
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He gave her 12 roses 1 real and 1 fake and said I love you till the last rose dies
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I was a little upset when I saw you with her but then I laughed cause she was ugly:)
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be who you want to BE not what others want to SEE X
we can change the way you think, we can change the way I think, but we cant change the way they think so were not going to change anything. ...I heard that in a song.
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live every day like it was your last...(cause it could be)
I don't know kinda... "should I smile because you are my friend or cry because thats all we'll ever be?"
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"why am I afraid to loose you when you arent even mine"?
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"Live every dad like its your last"! ;)
I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~ Marilyn Monroe
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"If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with" - Michael Jackson
Our Eyes Are Placed In Front Because It Is More Important To Look Ahead Than To Look Backwards. :)
'You thought I loved you You thought it was true But guess what player? You got played too!'
Look up any Bam Margera quote and you have mine,lol.
