I have a kid. He's five. He's a little tape recorder. I used to listen to late night radio and he'd memorize and recite the commercials to other people. While I was putting him to bed, he once asked me,
"Did you know that Prolyxis can make you wider and longer?"
Granted, I don't think he had any idea of what part of me he was talking about. At a birthday party, yesterday, he asked his friend's father,
"Did you know that if you share Stimulex, its twice the fun?"
Obviously, I no longer listen to the radio while he's awake at night.
For the record, he doesn't only advertize sexual enhancement products. He's also a walking billboard for Rogaine Foam, The Magic Bullet, The 2010 Ford Fusion, Sensodyne Toothpaste and... Credit Solutions and I do talk to him about this. He usually doesn't repeat something after I've told him it isn't a good thing to say to someone, he's just five and doesn't quite realize what these products are or what they do. He thinks he's being helpful.
No, he's not trying to be grown-up, he's trying to give advice. I'm looking for entertaining stories, not an analysis of my child. You can trust that I know him better than anyone who'll be reading this.
Perhaps I should have said "Funniest" thing, but I find more humor in things that happen at other people's expense and on top of that, I didn't want stories about Little Joey sticking x item up his nose and saying he's x animal. I hate children who try to be funny.
Mine and most other children who's company I enjoy, are simply oblivious and that, I find hilarious.
I'm already laughing. I'm looking for other people's stories. More of my favorites:
"Wow, your car is ugly. You should get a Cobalt, like daddy's. It goes 40 miles for gallons."
"If you used Rogain Foam, your hair would grow back."
HAHA , sounds like a great kid ( no seriously not being sarcastic ) don't even worry , you're gonna laugh in a month or few.
fya ylind, I'd get some mental help if I were you. I'd get some for my child as well.
lol he si just expirimenting and trying to be grown up
Lol I love sensodine toothpaste! It works well!
