What is the most stupid/corny joke you know?

I feel like laughing. So tell me your best stupid jokes. :)

I’ll start. lol

What do you call a sheep with no legs? a cloud Why did the tomato blush…it saw the salad dressing.


Answer #1

Q. What’s the difference between Paris Hilton and a pile of sh*t? A. Minimal ;).

Q. What is Micheal Jackson’s favourite time? A. Any time where the big hand touches the little hand, lol.

Answer #2

OMG!! that is hilarious!!! :)

Answer #3

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef.

what do you get when you cross a hippo and a lesbian? a lickalottapuss.

a teacher is having a taste testing contest. the first kid she gives banana, and he says, “mmm, banana?” the second kid she gives bread, and she says, “bread!” the third kid she gives honey, and the kid is having a hard time figuring it out so the teacher gives him a hint. “it’s something your mommy calls your daddy.” and the fourth kid yells, “ewww spit it out! it’s an a-hole!”

what’s the easiest way to have sex with a fat girl? slap her thigh and ride the wave in!

Answer #4

Little Jonhnny got a train set for xmas,he’s mother is watching him play with it in the kitchen. Right all you sons of btches,get the hll of my f*cking train!!! :oJohnny we do not use that vocabulary,go to your room were you shall remain for two hours! Two hours later Johnny comes back to play… _Thanks for travelling on my train I hope you have a wonderful day!:) _Good Johnny,continue. _And if you have questions about the two hour delay,go and see the b*tch in the kitchen.

Answer #5

HAHAH Sheep one was pretty good.

A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man.”

The other man replies, “Yeah, well, we were married 35 years.”

Answer #6

LOL :)

Answer #7

Loooll people. The sheep one was awesome :DD

Answer #8

Q. What is a penis most likely to ask a woman at the pool? A. “You need a snorkel?”

Answer #9

a woman should master 70 things

cooking and 69

Answer #10

what do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea (no eye deer) :) <

Answer #11

Kermit the Frog decides it’s time to get a new lillypad, so he heads off to the First National Bank. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has to secure the loan and he says “The only thing I have is this miniature of the Statue of Liberty.” Naturally he laughs him out of the office. So he goes on to the next bank-the same thing happens. Kermit tries and tries, nearly every bank in town the same thing happens, till he gets to the last possible bank. He says to the loan officer, “You have to help me, Miss Whack, you’re my last chance of getting a loan!” “Please, no need to be formal, call me Patty.”, she replies. “Patty, can you help me?” Patty sighs and says “Let me talk to my supervisor and let’s see what we can do.” She calls her superivsor in…he takes one look at Kermit, one look at the miniature of the Statue of Liberty and says… “It’s a nick nack Paddy Whack, give the frog a loan!”

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