The engine want start. It could be the fuel pump. The ex put cigars out on her dash. The seats are broken. Theres a cooler holding one of them up. The windows dont work. The speedothemeter dosent work. The hatch wont stay up. The interior is a mess. I could go on. Both doors have to be jimmied to get in.
Possibly the starter you know the key to the ignition or the motor is blown maybe a belt snaped the battery might not be charged the transmision could also be blown spark plugs I think those are all the main things...If you do get it running you should get it in for repairs, the seats aren't attached?!?! That's dangerous!
Umm...are the tires flat? If not, then there's one thing that's not wrong :)