What does crack taste like?
it tastes just like...your brain is being imploded, cell by cell, your future is disappearing, one opportunity at a time...
...and eventually, when you're hooked (b/c you will be) and you're on your knees begging for just one more hit after having sold off all your worldly possessions...
the only GOOD news is that your brain will have deteriorated to a point where this completely irrational decision will somehow make perfect sense.