What are the best excuses to get out of work sick?

Food Poisoning is always a good one. The key is if you know you are going to miss a day. Call or email the night before and set the trap. Tell them at like 9 or 10pm that you have been sick since you got home and are not sure if you can make it. Then the day of, you call again. This always works the best since you are following up the day of.

how about becoming a felon then you won’t have to worry about that job you don’t want to go to

how about becoming a felon then you won’t have to worry about that job you don’t want to go to

east just say i have a family reuion my dad had dieid and i need to get there fast

On a thursday make it seem like your getting sick and as the day goes on make it seem like it’s getting worse. Then that sets it all up for you to call in sick on Friday. This is best b/c you not only get a 3 day weekend but you dont have your co workers or boss suspious of you being sick for just one day and then getting better over night. If your really brave you can call off that friday and make it seem like you were so sick all weekend that you had to call off on monday as well.