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I've been dating this guy for about a month but we are already really into each other. I've sent him a few suggestive text messages while he's at work but I want to be more creative. However, he's a teacher so I can't say anything too raunchy. Just enough to make him want it without getting him too distracted.
Some of these texts are perfect if you don’t feel comfortable yet, but want to hint that there’s a whole different sexual side that you haven’t expressed: “I’m so shy, but you have no idea what I’m thinking.” “This makes me blush. I can’t help it.” “I can’t believe how out of control I feel sometimes when I think about you.” “I want to tell you things, but I’m not able to be fully exposed yet. When I’m comfortable, you will see a different person.” “Hey. I’m in a really odd mood right now. I just took a bath and I feel restless. How are you?” “I just took the most amazing shower ever!” “Wait, are you alone right now?” “Do you like me with or without makeup? Natural or done up? Just curious.”
These are good, but only if he gets your sense of humor. Don’t send these if there’s a chance he will misinterpret it. Also, don’t send these unless you know him pretty well:
“Ummm, I would love if you randomly got turned on in front of everyone at work.” “What is your secret fetish? You must have one come on.” “I can’t stop thinking about some very dirty thoughts … can you help me? “I know you’ve been thinking about me all day… want to stop thinking and start doing?” “What’s your favorite word for your favorite part of my anatomy?” “I can’t stop laughing about the movie sex scene I just saw.” “Ok so for real what’s your crazy fetish? Vampires? Dominatrix stuff? Jk jk well maybe not jk no really I’m kidding haha. I’m just being silly.” “I have such a perverted sense of humor!” “Why can’t everyone just have sex and calm down? It just feels so nice. Especially if you’re open and comfortable.”
Teasing a man is going to drive him nuts. This is good as long as you get together later and don’t just tease him and leave him with a sad case of blue balls:
“I’m so bored and not sureee what to doooooo w/ myself.” “Why am I slightly turned on?” “I’m having some trouble unhooking my bra. Can you come over and do it for me?” “I am in such a weird mood right now…” “What’s the hottest thing I can do for you when I see you?” “I was watching a movie earlier and forgot how intense the sex scenes were. Seriously. I was kind of taken aback. My goodness.” “Wow, all that yoga has made me super flexible!” “Umm, I’m not wearing panties. They’re not comfy.”
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