What items could I use to pleasure myself.
Items that I don't have to go out and buy
uum well you could use anything shaped like a pen..is. so basically, if you don't have a dildo, I'd use I drumstick (like one you use on a drumset, not the chicken kind) or a sharpie or other kind of marker. ya pretty much things like that!
A curling iron (not plugged in of course). It works great! But make sure you don't accidentally hit the clamp while its inside of you! That might hurt! (:
... try with a cumumber ?
your hand:)