How to be thin fast?

p.s. srry to sound like a bich but I hate smart asses! : )

Well… we hate DUMB asses!

Have a biscuit.

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if you really really dont care about the risk then do something stupid like gag yourself but only if you really dont care

First let me apologize… I’m in an extremely sarcastic mood tonight.

“ thin2death “- are you predicting your fate or what here?

You want to be skinny and fast…so do some extremely healthy eating and some extremely good exercises. :)

If you do a crash diet you’ll just gain it all back plus some. Or you could become the dangerously unhealthy “skinnyfat” (kinda like the livingdead - two things at once) Where you appear skinny but you have high amounts of cholesterol and have the health of an obese person. (impeding heart attack anyone?)

Seriously I don’t understand this dying to be thin stuff… no one is going to be pining for you in a hospital bed.

You could cut off your arms or legs.