Tell me something funny, know any jokes?

ok,I heard this from my friends so srry if this offends anyone, not my fault!=) There was an american, a mexican, a french man, and an irish man in a plane that was about 2 crash and kill them all, so they decide to jump the irish man says, ‘for Ireland’ and jumps to his death the french man says, ‘for the Queen’ and jumps the american says, ‘remember the Alamo’, and throws the mexican out of the plane

also, hears another 1:

 a blond and a brunette jump off of a building
 who hits the ground 1st?
 the brunette, the blond has to stop for directions

next:

 one day, a little boy got homework from school to learn his name
 he went to his sister for help and she was saying "la la la la"
 he went  to his brother and he was saying " batman"
 he went to his mom and she was on the phone saying "yeah, yeah, whatever"
 he went to his dad who waa going to take out the trash who said "in the garbage, in the garbage"
 so the boy went bac 2 school and his teacher asked if he did his homework
 he said, "la la la la, batman"
 she said, "r you listening to me young man?"
 he said "yeah, yeah, whatever"
  she said, "young man, where are your manners?"
 and he said, "in the garbage, in the garbage"

last one:

  there were 3 guys, shut up, manners and trouble
  trouble ran away so shut up and manners rode in the car to the police station to report him missing
  shut up went inside and manners stayed in the car
  the police man said, "wut is your name?"
 he said, "shut up"
 the police man said " excuse me?"
 and shut up said "shut up"
 the PO said "r you looking for trouble?"
 and shut up said "YES!"
 the PO said "WHERE are YOUR MANNERS?"
 and shut up said "in the car!"

put a smile on Foxxy=)