tell me. (FUNNY?)

uhm well this one is true tho :P Well I was born pretty “quick”. My mom was at the hospital early because og early contractions and one day mom suddenly came into labour and I just sort of came really quick because I was so tiny (7 week early) and then my mom asked my dad “what is it?” (as in if I was a girl or a boy) and my dad answered pretty exhausted and stressed “it´s a baby!” Hihi:P

im pretty blonde, so I have many stories, but ill kake 1 up. My doctor and I took a trip to florida, to get a floridian treatment, when all of a sudden… FLYING ARABIAN TURTLES show up! they didnt like me very much since I was invading on their property, so they kicked me all the way to china

I was on the phone with mah boss, and the lady on the phone is confused regarding the docs in the laptop I sent her… She kept yelling at me, cursing on the phone… I told her to relax and she said, “WHERE DO I PRESS THAT?!!!”

I mean, whatda?!!!

one of my close friends sister was born a boy and grew up as a girl… so she a she he she by the way she he she has perky boobs so she gave one of my other close friends she met in the mall she he she number they made out and he fount out that she he she is a girl and played her to the left one week later they was back together.