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Someone sent this to me and told me to tell them what it means, I somehow got it wrong, but apparently was kinda close. I don't get it.

"Lodged deep inside the cavern, phallus throbbing hot against the deepest nerve, meatus carving the way through a wet luscious canal, base acting as pillars stretching open a tight doorway."